Thoughts of World Domination

sometimes man, I just have had enough of all this hum-an stuff

if it weren’t for GEEBUS!! the whole world would be sk-ee-rew-ed-duh

fortunately, for now, I can just bide my time and brew up my master Hund plan

mwahahaa!!

Hey Y’all, it’s the George

just wanted to give a bit of heads up on our current situation

which I do not like, because…well, hünds don’t like change

but it looks like we’re moving here soon

least that’s what my people said

though they didn’t ask me, so I have to think about it

so long as we’re not moving back with Günter, cus he is a smug bastard

and at least Haus wont be there

cus he is a jerk, and bites me on the head

and as long as I get the nomz and a warm place to nap

I am good to go

:D

Hey y’all, the George here checkin’ in after a bit of a online hiatus

been busy doin’ George things

like umm…lickin’, scratchin’….chasin’ my tail

riding around with my people, even though I’m a people too

somethin’ happened though that has truly shaken my world

that little bastard, Günter

he went and he did something, well….terrible

and now we got a new Hundlet!

he did it!  Bastard!

guess I’ll have to sort out a way to one up that now….

hehehe

I am excited!

I bounce all over the place!

When you grab leash!

OUTside! LETSgo! NOW!

I can run through the green grass!

everything’s mine!

I peed on it, see?

and that there, too, you betcha

You no want it, right?

Hey y’all, George teh Hünd here checkin in

I want to keep record of all the amazing places I’ve been, which are amazing

‘course, lots of things are amazing when you are a hünd

for example, there’s this place we go to sometimes

and Mom and Dad, they roll up to this place

and after saying some words, they go to this window

and some other people that I don’t know

JUST HAND THEM THE FOOD!?!?!?!

they just hand it over

in bags

at first, I couldn’t believe it

then this one time, that I told Günter all about

(he’s my brother that is more like a sister in some ways if you get my drift)

I got my very own cheeseburger

AND THEY JUST HANDED IT OVER!

amazing

When my plan for total hund domination of the world comes to fruition

you can bet I will have those places on lockdown

and they will be handing all that food over to ME!

- George teh Hünd

Pee, bitches! Pee! Oh!

I have got to pee, bitches!

Outside!  In the grass.

this is me, I’m the George :P